DELIVERY
“You spent $340 on late-night delivery. Uber Eats should just be a line item on your paycheck.”
MONEY, BUT MAKE IT FUNNY
Roast first.Budget later.
Connect your spending when ReceiptRoast launches, get an AI roast worth screenshotting, and share the card with whoever enabled the bad decision.
Early access only. No account, bank connection, or confirmation email required today.
RoastReceipt
NEW ROASTLATE-NIGHT DELIVERY
You spent $340 on late-night delivery this month.Uber Eats should just be a line item on your paycheck.
SHARE ROASTVIEW PATTERN
Concept card for early access—no live financial data is connected yet.
Bad spending.
Good content.
- No shame spiral
- Useful patterns underneath
- Private by default
THE LOOP
Finance that doesn’t feel like homework.
- 01
Connect when it’s ready
Early access is for the people who want their spending history translated into something they’ll actually open.
- 02
Get the roast
ReceiptRoast notices the habits, then gives them the headline treatment—sharp, funny, and useful.
- 03
Share only the good part
Turn a roast into a story-ready card for your group chat. Or keep the whole thing to yourself.
SAMPLE MATERIAL
Your receipts
have notes.
The roast is the hook. The point is helping you notice what your money keeps trying to tell you.
SUBSCRIPTIONS
“You have 11 active subscriptions and exactly one memory of signing up for them.”
COFFEE
“Your cold brew budget is quietly applying for venture funding.”
YOU CALL THE SHOTS
Keep your money
your business.
Private by default
Your spending isn’t public. A roast only leaves your screen if you choose to export or share it.
Built for control, not pressure
You decide what gets turned into a card and what stays a private pattern. We’re not launching connections in this waitlist phase.
EARLY ACCESS
Be there before your group chat is.
Join the list for first dibs on ReceiptRoast. You’ll be closer to the launch queue, and we’ll use the list to measure real interest—not to spam you.